Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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