I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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