If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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