Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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