her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My balls are so social today.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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