I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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