It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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