do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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