oh god the rape fog is back!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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