I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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