he puts the penis in happiness.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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