God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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