you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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