All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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