i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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