3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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