Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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