this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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