there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
