i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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