Just fell off a train. Bad.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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