I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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