singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
