Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
