But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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