This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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