My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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