he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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