My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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