We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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