I'm really into asian looking animals
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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