i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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