you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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