Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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