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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

(224): View more from Illinois

RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(317): View more from Indiana

Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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(585): View more from New York

I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.

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(360): View more from Washington

she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong

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(714): View more from California

I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.

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(562): View more from California

I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.

(831): View more from California

Thank you.

(562): View more from California

theres a video...

(831): View more from California

oh god.

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