she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Alive.
So much puke
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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