why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
