Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Let's get the cat blown out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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