It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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