ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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