Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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