i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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