It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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