yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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