If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
why is half of my head shaved?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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