Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
they call him Oral-B. enough said
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
