i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
