Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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