whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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