i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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