Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
