we're chasing vodka with high fives
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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