you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I checked into jail on foursquare
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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