absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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